GAM: RAGE QUIT SUPER MEAT BOY

THIS IS STILL ONE OF THE 

FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN! 

Every time I hear this guy's voice I think of Joe Pesci.

MOV: THE PATRIOT

Good movie, right? Right. 

One scene always confuses me. Next time you see this movie pay close attention to the last battle. After Mel Gibson is about to be slain by Jason Isaacs character, they go into a slow mo., of all the blue coats run past, the flag is being waved and victory is at hand. Don't you think one of them would have shot Isaacs character, or pushed him or even tossed out a foot as they ran past, to defend their compadre?  I understand, it would have been more anticlimactic if some extra tackled the villain to the ground, slain him and ran off into the sunset.

Even I would have been like "What the hell was that?" or "Who the hell was that?"

ART: BABY IN SPACE

This was colored using Painter program. The medium used is medium Pastel on rough art paper.

The idea behind the illustration was how to blend the baby's favorite toys into the scene. To do that I made the toys functional. The ship is a Lady Bug, the Baby monitor is the communicator and the octopus is the good luck charm/companion. There is more to the story so take a closer look.

GAM: BIOSHOCK INFINITE

BIOSHOCK INFINITE

This is it! The game we've all been waiting for. The first Bioshock was one of the greatest games ever made; from one great well balanced story to impeccable lighting and scenery designs. Bioshock was an exsperience. If you played it, you know it.

Bioshock 2 however was one of the biggest piles of crap I've every played. If you played that, you know it.

What was the difference between Bioshock 1 and 2? The creators of the game. Nobody on 1 made 2. So what about Bioshock 3. Who made that? Lucky for us all it was the original creators. So if you haven't watched the trailer, watch it!

POP: ROCK BOTTOM REMAINDERS

ROCK BOTTOM REMAINDERS

So my new EW mag., came in today, thank goodness. And in the golden pages of Pop-culture nirvana there's an article about a band I never heard of breaking up. Normally, unknown bands break up every day, and much like a fart in the wind we're glad when their gone.

So what is this blurb about Professor? This band if full of writers, well known writers like Stephen King, Amy Tan, Matt Groening and more. Yes, "THE" Stephen King, Uncle Stevie himself on vocals no less.

No offense Steve, but I've never heard your music but I've heard you talk. Not the greatest voice, a bit nasally, really. And in the EW it showed you on the mic, and for that reason alone your music is dead to me.

MOV: GHOST RIDER

I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU TO WATCH THIS MOVIE!

But, what the heck is it about Nicolas Cage. I rent every one of his movies and I dislike almost all of them. He's a terrible actor, plays one part Nick Cage. And the next time he has a move (which will be soon I'm sure -- I'll rent that too, and I'll hate it. But damn, there is something about Nick Cage that makes me want to waste $5.00.

If you are plagued with the same self abuse, is there a cure? Please tell me the cure!

VID: Crazy Lady

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SEEN THIS?

This lady is awesome. Have fun laughing.