POP: ROCK BOTTOM REMAINDERS

ROCK BOTTOM REMAINDERS

So my new EW mag., came in today, thank goodness. And in the golden pages of Pop-culture nirvana there's an article about a band I never heard of breaking up. Normally, unknown bands break up every day, and much like a fart in the wind we're glad when their gone.

So what is this blurb about Professor? This band if full of writers, well known writers like Stephen King, Amy Tan, Matt Groening and more. Yes, "THE" Stephen King, Uncle Stevie himself on vocals no less.

No offense Steve, but I've never heard your music but I've heard you talk. Not the greatest voice, a bit nasally, really. And in the EW it showed you on the mic, and for that reason alone your music is dead to me.